12 Reasons Why Hufflepuffs Don't Suck

I'm not here to defend Hufflepuff House, because we'll take your crap. It's OK. You go on being brave, smart, and snakelike and we'll sit back, comfy and safe in our common room nearest the kitchens (Reason 1 why Hufflepuffs don't suck).

2. When the Goblet of Fire had to pick one student from all the Houses of Hogwarts, it picked a Hufflepuff.
3. Tonks was a Hufflepuff. (Sidenote: Tonks was awesome. Did Harry Potter give birth and then go fight the Dark Lord? Didn't think so.) If you don't like Tonks, you belong in Slytherin.
4. The founder of Hogsmede, Hengist of Woodcroft, was a Hufflepuff. Without us, there'd be nowhere to go outside the castle and no way for third years and up to feel superior to second years.
5. Hufflepuff House has produced the least number of dark wizards.
6. The Hufflepuff common room is the only common room that's never been broken into by outsiders.
7. We play fair.
8. If there was ever a need for a designated flyer after a wizard party, you know that kid was a Hufflepuff. We're just keeping you all safe here.
9. You'd think that, since we're all such nice people, we'd be the House That Was Friend Zoned. However, it's a well known fact that Cedric got Cho Chang first.
10. Hufflepuff's record against Gryffindor in Quidditch: 4-1.
11. Professor Sprout, Head of Hufflepuff House, was the one who brewed the Mandrake Restorative to save everyone who was petrified by the basilisk. That's right- Harry and Ron would have failed out of Hogwarts in their third year because Hermione wouldn't have been around to save them.
12. We're particularly good finders.

So laugh on, internet. We'll just continue being awesome.