Breaking News!

Blah, sorry with all the links, I have three posts in my head and none on the computer screen. However, as this article is a definition of my life (the next to last paragraph about women hitting the library, that's the story of my life), and as it sets up well the disgusting and pathetic endeavor that having a nice day on single's awareness day always is, I figured I'd share with the world. I can't say enjoy, but read away!

Thanks, NY Times, I needed someone to tell me this.


"Where are all the single, attractive, straight guys hiding?
In Narnia!
Isn't that in a closet?"