Earth’s crammed with heaven, And every common bush aflame with God; And only he who sees takes off his shoes -- The rest sit round it and pluck blackberries. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Corn Syrup
With my new job, I'm on the road much of the time, with plenty of time in the state van by myself and plenty of time in hotels by myself, which is nice for me, because I need my introvert time just as much as the next introvert whose job requires interacting with large groups of people day in and day out. At the same time, that extra solitude also means that I spend more time thinking about things when I'm on the road than when I'm at home. It's not really soul-searching; it's more analyzing my life, because I'm the one who has to live it and I should be responsible and reasonable about it.
Even while being responsible and reasonable, I get discouraged when I don't make the changes I want to see in myself. I'm discouraged often enough that I figured it was worth thinking about. Why can't I do all the things I want to do, be the person everyone wants me to be, fix my faults and be a healthier, happier individual? I think the problem I have is that I'm stuck in a rut, but it's a more advanced rut than I've ever been stuck in before. It's a rut that fills up with water and covers you and expands so you're under an ocean of unmanageable water. But drowning in the ocean is metaphor tired with use, so this is what I came up with to explain what I feel when I'm not who I want to be:
It's like, it's like I'm in this ocean, this big pool of corn syrup, this vat of corn syrup, like all my fears and worries and problems and iniquities and doubts and faults and failures have liquefied and turned into corn syrup. And I'm swimming around, you know, and I've got this breathing apparatus and this corn syrup swimsuit that is ideally suited for living in corn syrup and, you know, I'm functioning. I just don't think about the fact that I'm in corn syrup, that it's gross and it gives me these headaches and it's not good for my body and I wasn't made to swim around in corn syrup- I was made to walk around in air. As long as I keep all those truths out of my mind, I'm OK in my corn syrup. Besides, it's what I do. I swim around in corn syrup. Anything else would be changing the status quo, doing something that has previously been undone and that's not a task I relish.
I'll look up, though, and I'll see all the things that are outside of this vat of corn syrup. There's music and books and sports and friends and people, all these people, outside of the corn syrup. And I think it'd be pretty cool to be up there, you know. I mean, the corn syrup, it's not that bad. There's the occasional piece of fruit suspended in the fluid, like with Jell-O or fruit cups, and it's pretty static, so stuff says where I left it, but the fun things, the stories and the monsters and the stars and the romances, those things are outside of the corn syrup, so I think about getting out. I even swim up to the edge, but then people come over and they see my swimsuit and my breathing apparatus and they look down on me. "We'll talk when you've changed. You'll be able to handle the adult things we deal with out here on the land then." And they walk away, so I stay in the corn syrup, embarrassed and ashamed.
But, still, all the good things are up there, out of the corn syrup, so I think harder about trying to get out. When no one's looking, I'll get right up to the edge, lift my hands out of the water, and get my arms ready to push myself out, but then I think of how hard it'll be. I mean, it'll take everything I've got just to get out of the corn syrup and then, once I'm out, it'll still be all over me. I mean, can you think of how much time it'll take to get the corn syrup off of me, out of my hair, out of my ears, out from underneath my fingernails, between my toes? I'll have to get used to breathing regular air, standing up on my own two feet under this crushing naturally-occurring gravity. I'll have to get new clothes. I don't even know where you'd get new clothes. I don't know how everyone else got what they have, I don't know how to get clean, and I don't know how to walk. I'd just look dumb if I got out. I mean, at least in the corn syrup, I can swim away from them, from the people with the cutting words and the looks that lack any kind of understanding or empathy. It really is my own little world down in the corn syrup- safe, even if it's not right. And anyway, even if I tried to ask for help getting out of the corn syrup, they wouldn't be able to understand what I'm saying- the corn syrup would distort the sound waves like water does and it'd come out in a jumble and I'd stay stuck.
Even if I did get out, I'd want someone there who'd been in the corn syrup and knew how to get out and how to get it off of me, or at least someone who'd studied corn syrup. I mean, I'd want someone who knew the exact viscosity of corn syrup so they'd know how much force I'd need to get out of the vat of corn syrup. They'd need to know the chemical composition of corn syrup so they could find the best way to clean it off of me. I mean, I guess I'd take home remedies as well, but they'd have to be proven, no old wives tales about how badgers are really good at detecting the last vestiges of corn syrup and can sniff it out of the creases in your elbows or the corners of your eyelids. I'd need someone willing to help me stand up for the first time and teach me how to walk without judgement. I'd need someone there coaching me until standing and walking were second nature. Then I'd want someone to stay beside me and help me find the right clothes so that I could fit in and figure the rest of it out, and french the llama, there better be someone there with a musical instrument and packed bookshelf, because I didn't climb out of that corn syrup for the oxygen and concrete.
And I don't think I'd go back near the corn syrup for a while. I'd probably stay away from sodas and juice and stuff too. It's not like my memories of the time swimming in and getting out of the corn syrup would disappear and memories can paralyze you, you know? Just the thought of being back in the corn syrup would be enough to keep me a touchdown away the edge of the vat for a long time, because it's so easy to picture yourself back inside. It's so easy to want to be back inside. I mean, you're supported by the corn syrup, you don't have to talk to anyone, you don't have to try to figure anything out at all- it's the apathetic atrophy of your muscles, heart, and mind and it's nice and easy. You have to fight for things out in the air that were never even a problem when you're in the corn syrup, and the promises that were made to you back in the corn syrup, the completeness that you think is out there with the people, that takes a while to actualize. Not only do you fight to stand, but you have to wait in hope. It's not easy.
That lack of ease is exactly why I would be there the next time someone swam up to the edge of the vat of corn syrup. I'd be there, fear and all, because they'd have no idea what kind of beautiful mess they were pulling themselves into.
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Intentional Beginnings
(Disclaimer: I live
in a world that is totally comfortable with words that that are normally
bleeped out of cable TV and that, while I encourage you to click on the little
blue links, that you should aware that there are people out there who make use
of those little words to punctuate their sincerity and if those words aren't
your thing, maybe think again about clicking on the last link.)
I spend most of my
evenings having things pour into me. I check Facebook and see what people have
posted, read articles, shake my head, smile, click through pictures, and
respond to messages. I shudder when I look at my gmail and avoid deleting the
extras among the 800 unread messages because there's a link to a new video from
one of my youtube subscriptions. I catch up on videos with headphones in
because only nerds subscribe to channels on youtube (nerdfighters, that is) and
I have to pretend I'm not a nerd (though the word nerd is not an insult- John Green). I check Twitter and spend what must be an hour loading new tweets, clicking
on content, reading articles, looking at picture sets, and following
conversations down through my twitter feed. If you have the misfortune of
following me while I'm watching a movie or the Friends finale, you see that I
spend much of those hours tweeting quotes from what I'm watching. And if
Twiiter, Facebook, TV, movies, and roommates can't feed my emptying brain
enough, I'll switch over to my tumblr and reblog the first twenty awesome
pictures, articles, or John Green quotes I see. Also squids. There's this girl
on tumblr who's like me and is even named Addie except she has this thing for
Matthew Gray Gubler and squids. Not together. That would be weird. But I'm
giving squids a try because my doppelganger thinks they're cool and I like her
taste.
Squids aside, I
spend most of my time at my new awesome townhouse with awesome roommates doing
anything except making something. And I think it's great that there's so much
good content out there. There's such opportunity to make things and design
things and put it out there for people to look at and evaluate and admire and
ascribe importance to. I really like that there's this international
underground of creativity that isn't necessarily recognized by the media powers
that be. Basically, I'm an internet hipster. Like, I think etsy is an awesome idea, I
think you could give some of the artists on DFTA records, the NPR tiny desk concerts, or the free new artists list on Amazon a listen, and I think that there are beautiful and funny and insightful blogs on tumblr and other places on the internet. Even though there's a lot of
pointless things out there, I think that the magical land of the internet is a
sweets and joy and joyness. My only problem with the internet is that I spend
more time watching than contributing. Then again, I do that in life a lot too,
so I'm not sure that I'd expect anything too much different.
But making something
means putting yourself out there. I mean, I had an impromptu accoustic guitar
session with my roommate, whom I trust and love, and I couldn't pick a single
song for us to play for fear of picking something I couldn't play at all or something
that my roommate wouldn't know or like. It's one of the safest environments
possible, outside of being alone, and I just had nothing to give. Or, I started
organ lessons on Friday and had to stop and talk and make a joke every single time I messed
up. I'm starting to think that I contain a world of insecurities just waiting
to be unleashed on people. But making something, whether it’s music or writing
or other arts, means putting your talents to use and making things that are
distinctly you and allowing people to take and use them however they want. It's
difficult and scary and something I totally want to do right now.
I have this weird,
awesome amount of confidence in things I do because I am now good at something,
that something being planetarium shows. I mean, I never intended nor thought
that knowing so many puns about stars and planets and stuff would give me confidence
to do other things, but recognizing that feeling of accomplishment, of knowing
that in a particular situation you could excel like no other, helps you
recognize that feeling in other situations and helps you to be proud of
yourself, to have the right kind of pride. So I'm going to run with that and
take Ira Glass's advice and just continue making things. Now, I paint like a one year old (that's
unfair- I draw stick figures on, like, a seventh grade level at least) and I
sing like someone who deserves to have the choir hide them (also unfair- I
mean, I'm only squeaky after close football games which I attended and which I
think we should have won) and play guitar like a noob, but I write pretty OK,
so I'm going to start intentionally writing again. It's part of an intentional
series of life things I have going on right now and I figure if I can succeed
at something I want to do, maybe I'll figure out how to succeed at things I
have to do.
I'm drawing up a
list of topics and at least weekly I'm going to write a new blog about
different ideas. I recently spent a summer deeply discussing the attributes of
superheroes, so maybe I'll write something smart about that. I've had a lot of
questions about why we've landed a laboratory on Mars, so maybe I'll rehash
that. I've thought a lot about what I think about social, economic, and
religious issues, so maybe I'll muster up some courage and tackle some of those
things. And I've experience a lot of funny sound bites in my recent life, so
maybe I'll curate a collection of those to present to you. I mean, I totally
appreciate my coming-of-age things, because I'm stuck in that phase where I'm
definitely an adult but am unsure about how I feel about that, or how other
people feel about that, but there's much more to me than that, and I want to
express that.
So raise a glass to
beginnings, to the infinite set of numbers in that terrible place between zeroand one that I'm going to brush by (Ze Frank). Let the potential for awesome thrive.
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